Everybody Gets Stabbed

Clive likes Lauren. Lauren has no idea. Desmond is in love with Clive. Clive has no idea. Lauren and her boyfriend Tom love each other very much. Clive doesnt like Tom, because Clive was the one who put in all the friend coins and wasnt rewarded with a relationship. So with Desmonds help Clive decides to start killing all of their friends and blame it on Tom, and then something something something Lauren will realise she really loves Clive. And maybe if they hang out together Clive will fall in love with Desmond. Its not the greatest of plans. And theyre not the greatest of murderers. But theyre going to give it a red hot go, because mediocre white men always rise to the top.